<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712</id><updated>2012-01-06T07:13:28.576-06:00</updated><category term='Trailer Park Boys'/><category term='Oracle of Omaha'/><category term='Neil Peart'/><category term='Pearl Jam'/><category term='Malvern'/><category term='Motivation'/><category term='Family'/><category term='Child Neglect'/><category term='Postal'/><category term='Friends'/><category term='Beer'/><category term='BBQ'/><category term='NKOTB'/><category term='Finance'/><category term='Semi-Automatic Weapons'/><category term='KC'/><category term='Milton Waddams'/><category term='ADHD'/><category term='Woooo'/><category 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Interests in Too Many Places</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3843926233954467870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/12/gift-wrapping-was-never-my-strong-suit.html' title='Gift wrapping was never my strong suit.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-DRF_37jHUTc/TvScjkQyELI/AAAAAAAABHE/-k3nJn3IabU/s72-c/blogger-image-715465840.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3261190338888920987</id><published>2011-12-18T13:46:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T13:46:15.786-06:00</updated><title type='text'>"Sandwiches That Can Kill You" for a thousand, Alex.</title><summary type='text'>It started innocently enough. It escalated from the mere suggestion of greatness from a fellow foodie. It ended in sheer indulgence, and a wife totally doing it wrong.

In my defense, it could've had bacon. 

My chest is tight.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3261190338888920987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3261190338888920987' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3261190338888920987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3261190338888920987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/12/that-can-kill-you-for-thousand-alex.html' title='&amp;quot;Sandwiches That Can Kill You&amp;quot; for a thousand, Alex.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-gBzIcf_P67w/Tu5C-vHw4gI/AAAAAAAABGE/XyJlOvJYKLc/s72-c/blogger-image--1238379630.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4852464876944289033</id><published>2011-12-16T13:22:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-12-16T13:22:29.613-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Move over, Bing Crosby....</title><summary type='text'>

The true voice of the Holiday season is here. 

"MACEO!!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4852464876944289033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4852464876944289033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4852464876944289033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4852464876944289033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/12/move-over-bing-crosby.html' title='Move over, Bing Crosby....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/ZwcaEVTAKYQ/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5927742625315245109</id><published>2011-11-10T13:57:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-10T15:13:57.887-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I really do love the vastness of the internet some days. 

 

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5927742625315245109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5927742625315245109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5927742625315245109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5927742625315245109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-really-do-love-vastness-of-internet.html' title=''/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/w9Q2wQ0vxwk/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6351169255944612071</id><published>2011-11-02T09:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-02T09:44:33.400-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Malvern'/><title type='text'>The Legend of Bucky: A Malvern Boy's Rite of Passage</title><summary type='text'>It was called the rest home by most in town, but it certainly wasn't the type of place that the elderly go to shuffle up &amp; down hallway corridors aimlessly, or lay in bed waiting out their last days on earth.  The group home across the street from Granny's house, across from the Leader Office and directly behind Randy's Tastee Sweet (better known as "The Suck" to many). It was named Nishna </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6351169255944612071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6351169255944612071' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6351169255944612071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6351169255944612071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/11/legend-of-bucky-malvern-boys-rite-of.html' title='The Legend of Bucky: A Malvern Boy&apos;s Rite of Passage'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n7tHy_0qhQw/TrFRQ_h95yI/AAAAAAAABFw/7BHIfNTfl4Y/s72-c/LeaderOffice.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7712615911967388244</id><published>2011-11-01T17:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-01T17:04:23.830-05:00</updated><title type='text'>When Parents Show Up At Daycare</title><summary type='text'>



It rarely ever ends without tears.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7712615911967388244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7712615911967388244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7712615911967388244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7712615911967388244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/11/when-parents-show-up-at-daycare.html' title='When Parents Show Up At Daycare'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0nziRMQARec/TrBsmt4sjII/AAAAAAAABFk/oG_x-5PDE_U/s72-c/Blaine%2BHalloween%2B2011.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7729000787051620880</id><published>2011-08-11T09:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-11T09:32:22.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Soulive - Tuesday Night Squad</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7729000787051620880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7729000787051620880' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7729000787051620880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7729000787051620880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/08/soulive-tuesday-night-squad.html' title='Soulive - Tuesday Night Squad'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/HHVyyZpfBNg/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4663686663542037037</id><published>2011-07-06T15:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T13:32:32.564-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Road Tripping, Bad Baseball in a Great Setting, and Losing Friends Through Snoring</title><summary type='text'>It's one thing to get a (not so) gentle nudge around 11:15 PM from my wife, who's encouraging me to roll over onto my side and not sleep on my back due to the inevitable louder-than-normal one-man chorus of snoring. It's quite another to hear the soft click of a hotel door at 1:15 AM, when your buddy decides that the best option is to gather his things and leave the room, leaving behind the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4663686663542037037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4663686663542037037' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4663686663542037037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4663686663542037037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/07/road-tripping-bad-baseball-in-great.html' title='Road Tripping, Bad Baseball in a Great Setting, and Losing Friends Through Snoring'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6169950263399583422</id><published>2011-05-26T10:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-05-26T10:18:34.399-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Times Like These</title><summary type='text'>Incredible rock show put on by the Foo Fighters in Council Bluffs, of all places, on Monday night, 5.22.11, highlighted by their amazing 3-hour set, which included this version of a personal favorite, a clip from Carslisle, England earlier this month. 

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6169950263399583422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6169950263399583422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6169950263399583422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6169950263399583422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/05/times-like-these.html' title='Times Like These'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/bCZXnB2G5O0/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5500820827799372791</id><published>2011-04-28T09:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-28T09:22:32.221-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tuscaloosa: An Incredible Tornado Event</title><summary type='text'>A very rare combination of all of the essential ingredients needed for incredibly explosive, tornadic storms came together for one afternoon yesterday across the deep south, triggering what will be considered one of, if not THE worst tornado outbreak in recorded history.  While not confirmed yet, one particular storm sustained a mesocyclone/circulation/tornado continuously for almost 200 miles, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5500820827799372791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5500820827799372791' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5500820827799372791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5500820827799372791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/04/tuscaloosa-incredible-tornado-event.html' title='Tuscaloosa: An Incredible Tornado Event'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/5ohIVzIZLuQ/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1876059638678665643</id><published>2011-04-07T10:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-07T10:33:48.434-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Queens of the Stone Age - Monsters in Your Parasol (2002)</title><summary type='text'>

Dave Grohl using live ammunition for drumsticks.  Any band is a better band when Dave's sitting in.

"Dave Grohl’s fills should be a MacArthur fellow.  They help America."  -M. Mann</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1876059638678665643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1876059638678665643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1876059638678665643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1876059638678665643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/04/queens-of-stone-age-monsters-in-your.html' title='Queens of the Stone Age - Monsters in Your Parasol (2002)'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/vBm6AzA8lZQ/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4449479573633260200</id><published>2011-04-07T09:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-07T09:54:51.548-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mini-Coffee</title><summary type='text'>iPhones are freaky, man.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4449479573633260200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4449479573633260200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4449479573633260200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4449479573633260200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/04/mini-coffee.html' title='Mini-Coffee'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WCxiO6SgRmU/TZ3P37sf1cI/AAAAAAAABC4/PLFjnWZ6rJ4/s72-c/Mini+Coffee.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5488703035067573620</id><published>2011-04-03T17:51:00.027-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-03T22:01:29.164-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wrestlemania 27: Live Stream-of-Consciousness Notes</title><summary type='text'>A note up front: For at least what is looking like the first hour or two, due to an extremely hyper-needy 14-month old, this isn't going to go real smooth.  He's found his voice....and it sounds like a loud, inaudible 14-month old.  This will be the post that will update every 5-10 minutes or so.  So, what have you done with your entire day to quell the overwhelming anticipation??  T-Minus 5 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5488703035067573620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5488703035067573620' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5488703035067573620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5488703035067573620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/04/wrestlemania-27-live-stream-of.html' title='Wrestlemania 27: Live Stream-of-Consciousness Notes'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1000720853196529251</id><published>2011-03-15T11:49:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-15T13:03:43.152-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Recent Unhealthy Hockey Fixation</title><summary type='text'>There's a window of time in the late winter, the time when football season is over, and baseball season is a still a couple months away.  From the time between the Daytona 500 and the beginning of March Madness, there was never much for me to  latch on to, from a sports standpoint.  Sure, back in my formative years I would watch the NBA with a fair amount of passion.  Even college basketball </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1000720853196529251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1000720853196529251' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1000720853196529251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1000720853196529251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/03/my-recent-unhealthy-hockey-fixation.html' title='My Recent Unhealthy Hockey Fixation'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-atMA9VAnp_w/TX-n-CuAQvI/AAAAAAAABCk/z1VIVe6u-5U/s72-c/Andersoninnet.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6550484559253517716</id><published>2011-02-17T14:10:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-17T14:18:53.253-06:00</updated><title type='text'>If David Lee Roth and Jon Lennon Concieved....</title><summary type='text'>My brain just shat itself after this.  (Via)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6550484559253517716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6550484559253517716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6550484559253517716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6550484559253517716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/02/if-david-lee-roth-and-jon-lennon.html' title='If David Lee Roth and Jon Lennon Concieved....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/lIOdvXE7kbI/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5591139906184188359</id><published>2010-12-30T12:45:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-30T13:12:25.262-06:00</updated><title type='text'>"Tornado Alley" IMAX Movie Coming in March 2011</title><summary type='text'>It's been an incredibly long road for filmmaker Sean Casey.  His idea to make an IMAX film capturing the intensity, power and beauty tornadoes and severe weather in the U.S. Plains grew from humble beginnings 8-9 years ago, with his chasing escapades over the seasons turning into a "movie within a movie".  His ideas, creations and adventures sotrm chasing across the Midwest for the past 8 years </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5591139906184188359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5591139906184188359' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5591139906184188359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5591139906184188359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/tornado-alley-imax-movie-coming-in.html' title='&quot;Tornado Alley&quot; IMAX Movie Coming in March 2011'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4356802103067055602</id><published>2010-12-29T14:20:00.013-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-29T15:02:59.748-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Christmas Letter 2010</title><summary type='text'>There seems to be certain things that become widely accepted once you become parents. You instantly relate to any discussion regarding parenting, an experience that’s been lost on you as long as you could remember without a kid. You also feel compelled to cover the back window of your car or SUV with a lot of unnecessary family or activity-inspired stickers of various shapes &amp; sizes. After the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4356802103067055602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4356802103067055602' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4356802103067055602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4356802103067055602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-letter-2010.html' title='Christmas Letter 2010'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TRufkaKeGzI/AAAAAAAABAk/TTQmb3yJ7nA/s72-c/Dixon%2BDraft%2B1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6689490078090846391</id><published>2010-12-22T11:59:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-22T12:02:51.095-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Slaughterhouse Christmas Special - Epic Meal Time</title><summary type='text'>You had me at Jack Daniels Bacon Grease Egg Nog.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6689490078090846391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6689490078090846391' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6689490078090846391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6689490078090846391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/slaughterhouse-christmas-special-epic.html' title='Slaughterhouse Christmas Special - Epic Meal Time'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/0rUEpmbdZLw/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3465264669003195686</id><published>2010-12-21T22:25:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T22:28:16.383-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Last-Minute Gift Ideas for the Kids</title><summary type='text'>So, uh, Barbie takes a knife once in a while. Or maybe Ken gets cut, you know what I mean?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3465264669003195686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3465264669003195686' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3465264669003195686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3465264669003195686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/last-minute-gift-ideas-for-kids.html' title='Last-Minute Gift Ideas for the Kids'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4723733623409904756</id><published>2010-12-21T09:36:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T10:18:56.968-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Holiday Cold Remedy: Thrash Metal</title><summary type='text'>My formula for fighting this Wintertime head cold: Green tea with honey, NyQuil/DayQuil combo, rest, and the shredding guitars of Dave Mustaine, Dimebag Darrell, and Scotty Ian.  Precision metal from Dave &amp; Co. from Roskilde Festival 92.  Phil, Dime, Rex &amp; Vinnie at their absolute brutal best, Monsters of Rock 1991, Moscow.  A record that changed everything in metal, and made seemingly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4723733623409904756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4723733623409904756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4723733623409904756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4723733623409904756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/holiday-cold-remedy-thrash-metal.html' title='Holiday Cold Remedy: Thrash Metal'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2642204191243159781</id><published>2010-12-07T20:19:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-07T20:32:24.341-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Breaking News: This is (not really) a Food Blog</title><summary type='text'>Okay, so I'm going back on my word.  This isn't a food blog.  It isn't a music blog.  It isn't a blog about anything, really.  And contrary to popular blog belief, that's perfectly goddamn okay.  Okay?  Okay.  Truth is, I wasn't doing a very good job being a regular contrubutor at UUKBlog before I made the proclamation that this would be a food-themed site, with reviews, tips, tricks, pretty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2642204191243159781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2642204191243159781' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2642204191243159781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2642204191243159781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/12/breaking-news-this-is-not-really-food.html' title='Breaking News: This is (not really) a Food Blog'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2919669573857123825</id><published>2010-11-15T15:04:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-15T16:38:04.381-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Texas BBQ Trail Tour: City Market, Luling, TX</title><summary type='text'> For a guy who is a self-proclaimed addict of the style of food preparation in question, the word "Barbecue" has admittedly gotten a little old to me in certain aspects. Specifically when proprietors, enthusiasts, cooks, and misguided "grillers" throw the word around as much as they do. A conversation/interview sentence might go something like, "Barbecue is love, and good barbecue should be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2919669573857123825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2919669573857123825' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2919669573857123825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2919669573857123825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/11/texas-bbq-trail-tour-city-market-luling.html' title='The Texas BBQ Trail Tour: City Market, Luling, TX'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TOGxdbYbmPI/AAAAAAAAA_A/FGjNhFjq2-Y/s72-c/SanAntonio2010%2B013.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5616319987005962170</id><published>2010-09-30T14:29:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-09-30T15:02:24.182-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Local Food Reviews: My Approach</title><summary type='text'>One of the driving reasons that I wanted to really focus in on food as the main content driver of this blog is because I'm always kind of bummed that there isn't a very good selection of food blogs in the Lincoln area. Specifically, I'm talking about food blogs that have local restaurant reviews. Sure, there's a few out there (a couple of which you may see linked to the right), and while they do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5616319987005962170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5616319987005962170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5616319987005962170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5616319987005962170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/09/local-food-reviews-my-approach.html' title='Local Food Reviews: My Approach'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5309429363126191866</id><published>2010-07-28T09:29:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-28T09:32:19.637-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Just The Kiss of the Hops</title><summary type='text'>Huckleberry's Hideout, Broken Bow, NE </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5309429363126191866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5309429363126191866' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5309429363126191866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5309429363126191866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/07/just-kiss-of-hops.html' title='Just The Kiss of the Hops'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TFA--nZyB-I/AAAAAAAAA-g/dltDFrGmo80/s72-c/070510_0712.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1918447980526820902</id><published>2010-07-26T15:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T15:23:19.739-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You Will Be No One's Rival....</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1918447980526820902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1918447980526820902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1918447980526820902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1918447980526820902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/07/you-will-be-no-ones-rival.html' title='You Will Be No One&apos;s Rival....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1247937486659613492</id><published>2010-06-30T11:11:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T15:48:06.699-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lincoln Good Eats: Phat Jack's BBQ</title><summary type='text'>It's hard to fake me out when it comes to food. I'll know probably before I take a bite of something whether or not it was made on the premesis, or flash-frozen and shipped from some salmonella factory Guatemala, or Sam's Hamburger Patties in Dung Pile, GA (E.Coli Free since March!). Fake food annoys me. It's easy. It insults our intelligence as consumers. But, what's to be expected? Haven't we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1247937486659613492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1247937486659613492' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1247937486659613492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1247937486659613492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/lincoln-good-eats-phat-jacks-bbq.html' title='Lincoln Good Eats: Phat Jack&apos;s BBQ'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TCtzMJqhEKI/AAAAAAAAA94/xjSyX61udi0/s72-c/Picture+206.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-897799525112874830</id><published>2010-06-28T12:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T19:58:56.560-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Drinking Problem</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/897799525112874830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=897799525112874830' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/897799525112874830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/897799525112874830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/drinking-problem.html' title='Drinking Problem'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TCjcSmE8RuI/AAAAAAAAA9s/V3V74j51EIE/s72-c/Picture+146.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-408853285588815371</id><published>2010-06-24T09:37:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-24T09:50:42.152-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Football" fans in a Football Town</title><summary type='text'>I'm not really sure how to react to this. Check that.....I do know how to react to this: With complete shock, bewilderment and disgust.  How did we allow this to happen?  for so long, we've looked down our noses at such an inferior game.  Men running around aimlessly on a field far too large for what's needed.  8 shots on goal.....per 90-minute game.  Shake yourselves, Lincoln....Midwest.....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/408853285588815371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=408853285588815371' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/408853285588815371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/408853285588815371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/football-fans-in-football-town.html' title='&quot;Football&quot; fans in a Football Town'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2485822875649309907</id><published>2010-06-21T16:19:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T16:22:47.413-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You stay healthy, Nebraska...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2485822875649309907/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2485822875649309907' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2485822875649309907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2485822875649309907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/you-stay-healthy-nebraska.html' title='You stay healthy, Nebraska...'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TB_XoAMLMMI/AAAAAAAAA88/LGcYsqUWhu4/s72-c/Picture+120.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-298345464272202912</id><published>2010-06-20T22:25:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-20T22:38:53.059-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chipps Cooney: Magic Genius</title><summary type='text'>Looks like the secret is out: Chipps Cooney's magic is now a Nationwide phenomenon.  See Chipps in his element, before he lowered his standards and went on America's Got Talent, and marvel at this master of illusion.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/298345464272202912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=298345464272202912' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/298345464272202912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/298345464272202912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/chipps-cooney-magic-genius.html' title='Chipps Cooney: Magic Genius'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1734933544152498785</id><published>2010-06-20T08:02:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-20T09:58:32.243-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A New Holiday for Me</title><summary type='text'>It's Father's Day, my first. Actually, it's been Father's Day Weekend. I received a laminated card made from construction paper made at daycare by the girls; a cutout of Blaine's hands glued to it, with the message 'Daddy's Helping Hands". I think back to a time no longer than 6 months ago when I would be the cynic about parents constantly fawning over their kids. I would instantly recoil, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1734933544152498785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1734933544152498785' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1734933544152498785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1734933544152498785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-holiday-for-me.html' title='A New Holiday for Me'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TB4UssWGeBI/AAAAAAAAA8U/RjRprpv8_ig/s72-c/Picture+238.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-474560368573016776</id><published>2010-06-07T12:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-07T12:23:25.270-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What If....</title><summary type='text'>Via theplatypusmethod</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/474560368573016776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=474560368573016776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/474560368573016776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/474560368573016776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/what-if.html' title='What If....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/TA0qlowKduI/AAAAAAAAA8I/aDAas_5ZjpM/s72-c/SuperMarioOilSpill.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6579918329673314238</id><published>2010-06-02T11:57:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-02T12:03:24.205-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Froggy went a-courtin' he did ride...Crambo!</title><summary type='text'>Few things take me back to childhood quicker than this particular Tom &amp; Jerry skit. Few things still crack me up like this skit, as well. Trust me, you'll be singing this song just like Uncle Pecos next time you're stuck in traffic.  This one's for you, Thad.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6579918329673314238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6579918329673314238' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6579918329673314238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6579918329673314238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/06/froggy-went-courtin-he-did-ridecrambo.html' title='Froggy went a-courtin&apos; he did ride...Crambo!'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-504385342795158378</id><published>2010-04-26T16:15:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-26T16:47:57.178-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A New Brown Thing</title><summary type='text'>From the mind of Merlin, and his brilliant blog, not me....speaking (hopefully) for a generation. A New Brown Thing You'll Totally EatHi. We’re KFC. And, it’s become abundantly clear that you sad bastards will eat literally anything that we can find, photograph, and shit into a little plastic coffin. Believe me, we know. Because, for years now, we’ve been testing you. Aggressively. Time and again</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/504385342795158378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=504385342795158378' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/504385342795158378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/504385342795158378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-brown-thing.html' title='A New Brown Thing'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S9YDvZQWJJI/AAAAAAAAA7w/DAkZbtLxfpA/s72-c/kfc-doubledown2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1020139900915758063</id><published>2010-03-12T16:10:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T17:00:56.049-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Summer of the Rock Show</title><summary type='text'>Wow.... Where to begin. I suppose that Pearl Jam's Summer U.S. Tour announcement has to go to the top of the stack. It's been since 2003 since they've come to Kansas City. Honestly, I had kind of given up on the thought of them playing there again, for some reason. Calling this a Must-See Show should go without saying.But then, perusing a couple of sites this evening, I stumbled across this one, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1020139900915758063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1020139900915758063' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1020139900915758063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1020139900915758063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/03/summer-of-rock-show.html' title='The Summer of the Rock Show'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S5q93WHt9jI/AAAAAAAAA7A/OQcIsfKnEf0/s72-c/PJCalgary09.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-294452263803004469</id><published>2010-03-05T09:13:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-05T09:50:38.581-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Why We Should Cook. Really Cook</title><summary type='text'>For the few of you who still drop by this little page (one that could always be better), you've probably noticed that there seems to be a bit more focus towards one of my true loves....cooking.There, I said it. I cook.I cook for myself, for my family, for a crowd, for stress relief, for exploring new tastes, for the joy of creating a perfect product that is the sum of its unique individual </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/294452263803004469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=294452263803004469' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/294452263803004469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/294452263803004469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-we-should-cook-really-cook.html' title='Why We Should Cook. Really Cook'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2763303231881271479</id><published>2010-02-25T12:36:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-25T12:54:55.450-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Cooking Pr0n</title><summary type='text'>There's many weekends full of experimenting &amp; riffing on ideas &amp; techniques in this book from one of the biggest, and still somewhat mysterious rock star chefs in the world. All the talk about the buttermilk fried chicken recipe is justified; probably worth the investment alone. Simplified for the home cook, yet revealing to those who look for the subtle techniques that can make good meals great,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2763303231881271479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2763303231881271479' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2763303231881271479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2763303231881271479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/02/cooking-pr0n.html' title='Cooking Pr0n'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S4bEuG3BVDI/AAAAAAAAA60/XekQvABTkUM/s72-c/Blaine+Andrew+047.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-8092258290315253642</id><published>2010-02-18T17:05:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T17:09:06.742-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Beavis &amp; Butthead Loved Pantera</title><summary type='text'>Pantera "I'm Broken"Trevor | MySpace VideoDammit, Pantera! This beer is warm....Gimme another one!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/8092258290315253642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=8092258290315253642' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8092258290315253642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8092258290315253642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/02/beavis-butthead-loved-pantera.html' title='Beavis &amp; Butthead Loved Pantera'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2329049463415616512</id><published>2010-02-17T22:40:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T22:44:43.605-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Halfpipe</title><summary type='text'>Brilliant.  Beat me to a lesser, yet similar attempt.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2329049463415616512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2329049463415616512' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2329049463415616512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2329049463415616512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/02/halfpipe.html' title='Halfpipe'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S3zFNe3KkAI/AAAAAAAAA6g/_IUXEDVLzfQ/s72-c/ToriAmosRockyDennis.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1048847046050854526</id><published>2010-01-25T15:22:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T15:25:07.318-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My City of Ruins</title><summary type='text'>Timely, because of the destruction in Haiti.  You can purchase this song on iTunes, with all proceeds going directly to the relief effort.  Even Bruce is moved by this performance...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1048847046050854526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1048847046050854526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1048847046050854526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1048847046050854526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-city-of-ruins.html' title='My City of Ruins'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5769089665912232103</id><published>2010-01-07T00:17:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T00:57:55.505-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Surfing With The Alien</title><summary type='text'>(Also: More Geeky Guy Rock Music)I've never grown tired of this song after going on 20 years, and Satch is one of maybe three guys that I can listen to and almost wish I had picked up a guitar instead of a pair of drumsticks. Almost. "Surfing..." is what I consider his personal best (followed closely by Flying in a Blue Dream), among an amazing career songlist/guitar clinic.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5769089665912232103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5769089665912232103' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5769089665912232103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5769089665912232103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/01/surfing-with-alien.html' title='Surfing With The Alien'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7219489974780797924</id><published>2010-01-05T05:56:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T00:58:44.087-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Restaurants'/><title type='text'>Lincoln Good Eats: Ali Baba Gyros</title><summary type='text'> Far overdue for such rich accolades, Ali Baba Gyros, the downtown Lincoln dive since 1990, has been the only consistient 3-times-a-month lunch spot for me since we moved out here 9 years ago. The brothers and their nephew that run the place are always friendly &amp; appreciative, typically remembering your usual order after just a few visits. About once every other week (it could easily be much more</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7219489974780797924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7219489974780797924' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7219489974780797924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7219489974780797924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/01/lincoln-good-eats-ali-baba-gyros.html' title='Lincoln Good Eats: Ali Baba Gyros'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S0MwaUl-oUI/AAAAAAAAA5k/z4gK8am11YU/s72-c/CIMG0026.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7338343171781871526</id><published>2010-01-03T15:01:00.020-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T00:59:18.628-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cooking'/><title type='text'>How I Make Cajun</title><summary type='text'> There's not too many things that make my mouth water like the spicy, rustic, bold flavors of real Louisiana cooking. I remember watching Justin Wilson's Louisiana Cooking show on public television when I was a kid, marveling at how this old country boy could throw together these amazing meals, all topped off by a little Beaujolais. He would say things in this Louisiana accent that was almost </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7338343171781871526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7338343171781871526' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7338343171781871526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7338343171781871526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-i-make-cajun.html' title='How I Make Cajun'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/S0EeYP7tFxI/AAAAAAAAA4A/xAPVVuKVY-o/s72-c/Cajun+021.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7866481931871400986</id><published>2009-12-18T10:17:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:00:38.784-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekdom'/><title type='text'>Tuff Bronco</title><summary type='text'>The hours spent playing this at Tiny's house, using Christian Okoye like a battering ram. Best Sega Genesis game ever. Dear Santa......</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7866481931871400986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7866481931871400986' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7866481931871400986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7866481931871400986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/12/tuff-bronco.html' title='Tuff Bronco'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-311501321819886863</id><published>2009-11-17T09:43:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:01:21.116-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pearl Jam'/><title type='text'>Just Breathe</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/311501321819886863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=311501321819886863' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/311501321819886863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/311501321819886863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-breathe.html' title='Just Breathe'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7145342397315920440</id><published>2009-11-09T10:40:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:03:45.400-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Storm Chasing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>God Help Us All....It's Tropical Storm Ida</title><summary type='text'>Don't say that I didn't warn you. Although she's now weakend to a tropical storm, Ida still likes to be windy. Such a rarity to have late-season tropical system. What can you say, though....Ida doesn't like to be told that she can't throw a party. Here's some pretty pictures and stuff from this morning. Have a good time, Gulf Coast.....she's a helluva good cook! Give her a Margarita or two and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7145342397315920440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7145342397315920440' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7145342397315920440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7145342397315920440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/11/god-help-us-allits-tropical-storm-ida.html' title='God Help Us All....It&apos;s Tropical Storm Ida'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SvhIsUeI2-I/AAAAAAAAA1o/iTb1VDxL8C0/s72-c/Ida+Sat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3468114106221645646</id><published>2009-11-09T09:42:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:04:06.780-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><title type='text'>The Match That Lit the Fuse on Saturday Night</title><summary type='text'>What a night it was at the Stadium. The place felt like it was packed with gun power, all the anticipation and frustration, the hope that they could pull off an upset. This opening montage of the Team Prayer that is done prior to the game in the locker room pretty much lit the fuse, and the place shook for 4 quarters.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3468114106221645646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3468114106221645646' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3468114106221645646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3468114106221645646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/11/match-that-lit-fuse-on-saturday-night.html' title='The Match That Lit the Fuse on Saturday Night'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7589720286879696223</id><published>2009-11-02T11:56:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:05:03.603-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Malvern'/><title type='text'>Gran's Kitchen</title><summary type='text'>I had never made it before, since I consider most sausage or bacon substitutes made with turkey to be direct insults to any turkey of distinction (or any hog, for that matter). It caught my eye in the frozen food section of the Pac-N-Save, as I was planning out some weekend meals. Mixed Berry Buckwheat Waffles with Turkey sausage links. With the endless bushels of leaves to rake, and the dreaded,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7589720286879696223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7589720286879696223' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7589720286879696223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7589720286879696223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/11/grans-kitchen.html' title='Gran&apos;s Kitchen'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-956712392906736746</id><published>2009-10-22T16:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:05:40.146-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekdom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Woooo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>The Lost Art of the Professional Wrestling Promo/Interview</title><summary type='text'>Watch and learn, kids.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/956712392906736746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=956712392906736746' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/956712392906736746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/956712392906736746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/10/lost-art-of-professional-wrestling.html' title='The Lost Art of the Professional Wrestling Promo/Interview'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5650011754564735286</id><published>2009-10-20T09:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:06:37.954-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Rich Dicks</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5650011754564735286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5650011754564735286' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5650011754564735286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5650011754564735286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/10/rich-dicks.html' title='Rich Dicks'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4232419998383586333</id><published>2009-09-25T15:38:00.010-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:07:15.351-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Restaurants'/><title type='text'>Lincoln Good Eats: Ideal Grocery's Deli Counter</title><summary type='text'> I've been know to venture off the beaten path when it comes to finding a good plate of food. Call me old-fashioned, call me a hipster, call me a douche canoe.....I'll take a bubbling cauldron of mystery stew or a crusted-over pan of God-know's what over your typical fast food fare any ol' day of the effin' week. Which brings me to one of the most under-appreciated locales for good "fast" food </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4232419998383586333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4232419998383586333' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4232419998383586333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4232419998383586333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/09/lincoln-good-eats-ideal-grocerys-deli.html' title='Lincoln Good Eats: Ideal Grocery&apos;s Deli Counter'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sr0zFdTvd-I/AAAAAAAAA1A/ky_5SctFu50/s72-c/Picture+001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3784831169292852466</id><published>2009-09-22T15:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:07:31.484-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Cleveland Tourism</title><summary type='text'>I'm so there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3784831169292852466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3784831169292852466' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3784831169292852466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3784831169292852466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/09/cleveland-tourism.html' title='Cleveland Tourism'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1676132909068332449</id><published>2009-09-21T14:53:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:07:53.301-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pearl Jam'/><title type='text'>The House Band has a New Record</title><summary type='text'>I call them the House Band, because they are, at least in my house. Great new stuff, amazing lyrics, all in a nice, tidy 37 minutes. Eddie's never been better at his craft.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1676132909068332449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1676132909068332449' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1676132909068332449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1676132909068332449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/09/house-band-has-new-record.html' title='The House Band has a New Record'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6815253877724978116</id><published>2009-09-15T14:23:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:08:11.397-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Tightrope</title><summary type='text'>The guy floors me every time I hear him. It's only when you see him own the guitar that you fully appreciate just how special this guy really was. Just a sick groove.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6815253877724978116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6815253877724978116' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6815253877724978116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6815253877724978116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/09/tightrope.html' title='Tightrope'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-8122364095205031781</id><published>2009-09-08T10:51:00.015-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:08:51.275-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Good Eats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBQ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Birthdays'/><title type='text'>Birthday BBQ Pr0n</title><summary type='text'>In honor of my birthday today, here's some gastronomic eye candy for you to peruse. Better close your office door, though.....possibly NSFW for some of you. Just some random stuff from the backyard over the past year that didn't make it to the blog in any other form. Oh, and a pic of my first attempt at authentic championship Texas chili (no beans!).Welcome back to the blog. You've been missed. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/8122364095205031781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=8122364095205031781' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8122364095205031781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8122364095205031781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/09/birthday-bbq-pr0n.html' title='Birthday BBQ Pr0n'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SqZ-AvNhiaI/AAAAAAAAAx0/2iuT7YTvGVo/s72-c/CIMG1250.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4246540847692447744</id><published>2009-08-05T11:56:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:09:14.806-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GTD'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Motivation'/><title type='text'>Start.</title><summary type='text'> Start.It really is as simple as that. Problem is, I tend to put about 75 thoughts and conclusions in front of the actual start. I've been doing this since I was old enough to acknowledge that I was consciously choosing not to start something (or finish something, for that matter)....around 4th grade, I think. Over my formative years, this manifested itself into me becoming a world-class </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4246540847692447744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4246540847692447744' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4246540847692447744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4246540847692447744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/08/start.html' title='Start.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SnnEHEfIeQI/AAAAAAAAAxo/SwvMZdL_moQ/s72-c/ProcrastinationFlowChart.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1428207529769850472</id><published>2009-07-16T17:49:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:11:12.889-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekdom'/><title type='text'>Scream for me, Long Beach!!</title><summary type='text'>While my love of music now spans many different genres (many more than when I was growing up), I've come to realize that my traditional musical tastes do fall into a predictible pattern: Hard rock/metal, with a nod towards razor-sharp instrumentalism, and a tight forceful rythum &amp; bass line. It's predictible because its fandom is made up overwhelmingly of geeky white guys. Not a lot of females (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1428207529769850472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1428207529769850472' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1428207529769850472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1428207529769850472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/07/scream-for-me-long-beach.html' title='Scream for me, Long Beach!!'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sl-urYmIXnI/AAAAAAAAAxg/fF62i7MYwAE/s72-c/040809_0601.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-8177081638690565532</id><published>2009-07-15T13:19:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:11:57.520-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBQ'/><title type='text'>The Smoked SPAM Experiment</title><summary type='text'>"SPAM? Are you freaking kidding me, Dixon? I'd rather suck quarters out of an old man's ass!" *Yeah, I hear ya. Well, you're wrong, my friends. Consider this your permission slip to not only purchase a can (or four) of the tasty, beautifully pressed loaf of hog parts unknown, but delight in the consumption of it, MSG and God-know's-what else, be damned. I re-discovered this American delicacy on a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/8177081638690565532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=8177081638690565532' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8177081638690565532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8177081638690565532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/07/smoked-spam-experiment.html' title='The Smoked SPAM Experiment'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sl4mDylEg5I/AAAAAAAAAw4/WbT0oRKaHUc/s72-c/052709_0476.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-4105433011516374780</id><published>2009-06-29T16:32:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T09:51:36.280-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><title type='text'>Good Eats: Post-Race Victory Dinner</title><summary type='text'> Scotch Eggs Appetizer, with Bangers &amp; Mash The Royal Mile, Downtown, Des MoinesCelebrating the finish of the Dam-to-Dam 20k that morning. 5.30.09</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/4105433011516374780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=4105433011516374780' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4105433011516374780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/4105433011516374780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/06/good-eats-post-race-victory-dinner.html' title='Good Eats: Post-Race Victory Dinner'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Skkz6UV1zwI/AAAAAAAAAsY/QTV95E9QuPs/s72-c/053009_0450.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3726961036670883883</id><published>2009-06-24T16:27:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:13:51.742-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In Memoriam'/><title type='text'>Pray for the Falcons.....Again.</title><summary type='text'>A good man who I never met was senselessly taken this morning from a community in Iowa who still desperately needed him. Here's to the memory of this good man.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3726961036670883883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3726961036670883883' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3726961036670883883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3726961036670883883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/06/pray-for-falconsagain.html' title='Pray for the Falcons.....Again.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2815638752990246793</id><published>2009-06-11T10:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:14:29.360-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pearl Jam'/><title type='text'>Patience, Darlin'....Patience.</title><summary type='text'>Fear not, followers.....more good stuff is simmering on the stovetop of the UUKBlog kitchen. Tasty vittles like running the Dam-To-Dam 20K, plenty more food &amp; BBQ pr0n, Some Maui in Malvern nuggets, and other various what-have-you's. Long story short: Been busy.Since I've been accused in the past of hosting YouTube2, here's something random to keep you occupied for now. Eddie Vedder playing with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2815638752990246793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2815638752990246793' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2815638752990246793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2815638752990246793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/06/patience-darlinpatience.html' title='Patience, Darlin&apos;....Patience.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7164893609975040597</id><published>2009-05-27T21:01:00.016-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:15:11.913-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Good Eats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><title type='text'>Kansas City Good Eats Tour Stop: Dixon's Famous Chili</title><summary type='text'> Although I'm not in line for the family restaurant empire (nor am I even sure I'm related to this particular lineage of Dixon's), I can confidently say that my name proudly adorns a true culinary road food classic in Kansas City, my gastronomic home away from home. Located merely blocks from Kaufmann Stadium, the fellas and I decided early on that this was going to be our post-game meal last </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7164893609975040597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7164893609975040597' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7164893609975040597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7164893609975040597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/kansas-city-good-eats-tour-stop-dixons.html' title='Kansas City Good Eats Tour Stop: Dixon&apos;s Famous Chili'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sh39Jh1Fo_I/AAAAAAAAAgM/BRk4Pz3IigA/s72-c/Picture+203.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3811592730045038875</id><published>2009-05-18T10:50:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:16:02.963-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Must-Own Shirts</title><summary type='text'>It's hard to separate yourself from the rash of trendy funny t-shirts that the Hot Topic crowd seems to be buying these days, but here's a few shirt designs that recently caught my eye. One shirt was immediately purchased by a buddy of mine when I forwarded the link. Dammit. I threw the last one in for long-time blog supporter Michael (You're welcome!).  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3811592730045038875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3811592730045038875' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3811592730045038875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3811592730045038875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/must-own-shirts.html' title='Must-Own Shirts'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/ShGEf-sFboI/AAAAAAAAAek/lTp1cBVf2dQ/s72-c/grbrtee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3039660689521868007</id><published>2009-05-13T13:18:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T13:59:06.980-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekdom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Storm Chasing'/><title type='text'>Vortex2 De-Mystified</title><summary type='text'> Courtesy of chaser/photographer extraordinaire Ryan McGinnis, from the entertaining/flaming Vortex2 thread on the Stormtrack Message Board. You can click on a link below to really learn about the project, but the issue at hand is the massive fleet of vehicles (over 40 total) that will be out on the Plains collecting research data with the goal of increasing warning times, and ultimately saving </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3039660689521868007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3039660689521868007' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3039660689521868007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3039660689521868007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/vortex2-de-mystified.html' title='Vortex2 De-Mystified'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SgsTnN5DQAI/AAAAAAAAAec/TnGHv2qCWwk/s72-c/vortexlogo_v2.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7111557487367240480</id><published>2009-05-13T08:39:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T01:16:38.095-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed...</title><summary type='text'>Click it. Thanks, Yosh.Customer ReviewBy B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7111557487367240480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7111557487367240480' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7111557487367240480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7111557487367240480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/customers-who-viewed-this-item-also.html' title='Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed...'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SgrNzPbl03I/AAAAAAAAAeM/UEZMtIZyuGk/s72-c/ThreeWolf.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6347046765809138344</id><published>2009-05-09T08:23:00.011-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T09:29:22.796-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBQ'/><title type='text'>The Country-Style Ribs Experiment</title><summary type='text'> Country-style ribs are a meaty treat, and were a staple in our house growing up. My definition of barbecue was anything that had barbecue sauce on it. These were made in the crock pot, all day, by my mother. With a side of Velveeta Shells &amp; Cheese, you had one of my all-time favorites growing up. But I've graduated now from BBQ School, and I know that a Crock Pot has no place in the BBQ </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6347046765809138344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6347046765809138344' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6347046765809138344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6347046765809138344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/country-style-ribs-experiment.html' title='The Country-Style Ribs Experiment'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SgWQoLbqKyI/AAAAAAAAAeE/38vXAIbJd3U/s72-c/Picture+014.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-973880218266649251</id><published>2009-05-08T10:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T10:24:52.171-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That Phone Guy</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/973880218266649251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=973880218266649251' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/973880218266649251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/973880218266649251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/that-phone-guy.html' title='That Phone Guy'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1436747450169457169</id><published>2009-05-08T09:09:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T09:13:52.890-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Eats</title><summary type='text'>The Cajun Meatloaf, with real mashed potatoes.  All goodness.Hi-Way Diner, Lincoln  4.3.09</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1436747450169457169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1436747450169457169' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1436747450169457169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1436747450169457169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/good-eats.html' title='Good Eats'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SgQ9SqGmVHI/AAAAAAAAAdM/zb_rif_jXTI/s72-c/Picture+001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7267417202906277810</id><published>2009-05-05T12:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T09:14:45.470-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Good Eats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>RIP Dom Deluise</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7267417202906277810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7267417202906277810' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7267417202906277810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7267417202906277810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/rip-dom-deluise.html' title='RIP Dom Deluise'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-125732497018554805</id><published>2009-05-03T16:44:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T16:57:26.500-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He's Good.</title><summary type='text'>If you're even a partial observer of baseball, you owe it to yourself to watch this guy.  Why not start Monday night? Looking to go 6-0 in 6 starts on the season, versus those dirty, smelly South-Siders from Chicago.  Typically the Royals have been mathematically eliminated from post-season contention by May 1st.  Not so fast, my friend.  Go Blue.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/125732497018554805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=125732497018554805' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/125732497018554805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/125732497018554805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/05/hes-good.html' title='He&apos;s Good.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sf4QXdq-SUI/AAAAAAAAAdE/7oyaX0QkGDs/s72-c/Greinke.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3877029435731709871</id><published>2009-04-29T09:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T09:18:59.888-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Birthdays'/><title type='text'>Truckin'</title><summary type='text'> Did cool toys like this exist when we were kids?Bodie's (nephew) Birthday, 10.18.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3877029435731709871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3877029435731709871' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3877029435731709871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3877029435731709871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/truckin.html' title='Truckin&apos;'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SdY1-YrY8BI/AAAAAAAAAbk/HQhOMACp_bk/s72-c/Picture+115.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-46501634489738495</id><published>2009-04-16T15:09:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:28:40.368-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>What is that Funk!?</title><summary type='text'>Man, this is like greasy fish sammich in a brown paper bag Funk. 5 day old pot of collard greens in the back of the fridge Funk. Did I say this was Funk? My favorite comment, from lildawwg. That's a compliment, by the way.I challenge you to NOT bob your head to this. Funk it up. Good Gawd.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/46501634489738495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=46501634489738495' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/46501634489738495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/46501634489738495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-is-that-funk.html' title='What is that Funk!?'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1039852401302401788</id><published>2009-04-16T08:12:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:30:01.826-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>The Annual Most Worthless News Item Day</title><summary type='text'>If there's a handful of days you can count on local television newscasts to milk for a pointless, lame story every year, you'd have: Groundhog Day, the day the polar bear at the zoo gets a new ball to play with, and April 15th. If there's anything more worthless to cover for news, and lots of times the ever-coveted live shot, it's a TV news reporter interviewing late tax filers at the post </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1039852401302401788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1039852401302401788' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1039852401302401788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1039852401302401788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/annual-most-worthless-news-item-day.html' title='The Annual Most Worthless News Item Day'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7076285003296756487</id><published>2009-04-15T17:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:30:37.361-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekdom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Embarassment'/><title type='text'>Tales of Douchebaggery</title><summary type='text'> Perpetuating the stereotype of bloggers in a coffeehouse. I've temporarily become what I hate. Help me, Tom Cruise.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7076285003296756487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7076285003296756487' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7076285003296756487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7076285003296756487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/tales-of-douchebaggery.html' title='Tales of Douchebaggery'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SeZago4tIJI/AAAAAAAAAcs/A0q2O9AM780/s72-c/coffeeshop' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5335770948233410792</id><published>2009-04-15T10:02:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:31:03.025-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Storm Chasing'/><title type='text'>First Chase of the Year: SC Nebraska 4.4.09</title><summary type='text'>Photo Courtesy Dick McGowanSince I didn't come to the Central Plains Severe Weather Symposium on April 4th armed with anything but a notebook and a pen, I really wasn't thinking about doing any storm chasing that particular Saturday afternoon. I was just wanting to see a presentation I had heard before from Mike Umscheid about weather photography, and then pick up a copy of the Storms of 2008 DVD</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5335770948233410792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5335770948233410792' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5335770948233410792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5335770948233410792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/first-chase-of-year-sc-nebraska-4409.html' title='First Chase of the Year: SC Nebraska 4.4.09'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SeX86HO5QhI/AAAAAAAAAck/cFjvaHujtys/s72-c/McGowan-Red+Cloud+Storm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7142408713737710650</id><published>2009-04-05T07:23:00.012-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:33:10.679-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Semi-Automatic Weapons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Postal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Two Tickets to the Gun Show</title><summary type='text'> Having grown up in small town Iowa, I should know more about guns than I do. Maybe that's just a stereotypical assumption about growing up in the country. I probably have more friends that hunt than those that don't. My dad wasn't much of a hunter, and I know my grandfater wasn't, either. Dad took my brother out a couple times to hunt pheasants, but with little to show for it. I think my brother</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7142408713737710650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7142408713737710650' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7142408713737710650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7142408713737710650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/two-tickets-to-gun-show.html' title='Two Tickets to the Gun Show'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sdi0AWxRAeI/AAAAAAAAAcE/-c37Q_JXueA/s72-c/CIMG1553.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-9220780495923660602</id><published>2009-04-03T13:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:33:49.597-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Neil Peart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Trailer Park Boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>"You know he's gonna do that f*%&amp;in' drum solo...."</title><summary type='text'>Bubbles likes Rush.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/9220780495923660602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=9220780495923660602' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/9220780495923660602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/9220780495923660602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/you-know-hes-gonna-do-that-f-drum-solo.html' title='&amp;quot;You know he&amp;#39;s gonna do that f*%&amp;amp;in&amp;#39; drum solo....&amp;quot;'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7274668331656788448</id><published>2009-04-03T10:52:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:34:42.203-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Hot Tubbin': Southwest Iowa Style</title><summary type='text'> Where to take her for a nightcap after a night at the Inda-Clar.Clarinda, IA 3.14.09 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7274668331656788448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7274668331656788448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7274668331656788448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7274668331656788448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/04/hot-tubbin-southwest-iowa-style.html' title='Hot Tubbin&apos;: Southwest Iowa Style'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SdYxMD_R2fI/AAAAAAAAAbc/ZLy52SCpFpE/s72-c/HotTubbin.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1006304024056799351</id><published>2009-03-27T12:17:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:37:41.560-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Running'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Motivation'/><title type='text'>Putting One Foot In Front of the Other</title><summary type='text'> As many of you may already know (as if there were many of you to begin with), I recently put a stake in the ground, proclaiming that I have registered for this year's Des Moines Dam-to-Dam 20k road race. When I posted this information on "The Devil's Social Networking Site", there were many that assumed (falsely) that I had been doing some semblance of running for some time. Well, no. I suppose </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1006304024056799351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1006304024056799351' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1006304024056799351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1006304024056799351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/03/putting-one-foot-in-front-of-other.html' title='Putting One Foot In Front of the Other'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Sc0xyzQFw_I/AAAAAAAAAbE/l_cYU5sW1mc/s72-c/Picture+152.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-6400312650282846338</id><published>2009-03-27T09:18:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:38:05.318-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Trailer Park Boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>"It's a &amp;*#%*# gold mine down there..."</title><summary type='text'>The best export to come out of Canada since Geddy Lee's beak. If you have DirecTV, check out unedited back-to-back episodes on The 101 Channel on Thursday nights. Thank me later.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/6400312650282846338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=6400312650282846338' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6400312650282846338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/6400312650282846338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/03/its-gold-mine-down-there.html' title='&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s a &amp;amp;*#%*# gold mine down there...&amp;quot;'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7119590324381181418</id><published>2009-03-02T22:40:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:38:31.221-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><title type='text'>Mountain Breakfast</title><summary type='text'> Huevos Rancheros, and a Big Ass PancakeThe Brown Burro, Fairplay, CO 2.14.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7119590324381181418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7119590324381181418' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7119590324381181418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7119590324381181418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/03/mountain-breakfast.html' title='Mountain Breakfast'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/Say1uD3rKjI/AAAAAAAAAa0/_fV1Emcu0ME/s72-c/021809_0150.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-1241611842699510516</id><published>2009-02-27T10:24:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:38:50.285-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>What Guys Talk About</title><summary type='text'>You really want to know? You're probably not as prepared for the answer as you think you are.Let's listen in on a typical guy conversation. Sure, the setting isn't quite a slice of everyday life, but the story definitely is. Here's Baseball Hall-of-Famer, and one of my childhood heroes, George Brett, just making small talk with a couple of buddies.This....is what guys talk about.Note: If you're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/1241611842699510516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=1241611842699510516' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1241611842699510516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/1241611842699510516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-guys-talk-about.html' title='What Guys Talk About'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2382071430143509495</id><published>2009-02-26T09:30:00.012-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:39:39.382-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Milton Waddams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Murder &amp; Betrayal on a Desk</title><summary type='text'>I was the only known witness as this tragic scene played out over lunch hour yesterday. Was it really worth it for a new stapler? Not an easy question to answer the day after. Not easy at all.Roll the ugliness.....Scene.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2382071430143509495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2382071430143509495' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2382071430143509495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2382071430143509495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/02/murder-betrayal-on-desk.html' title='Murder &amp;amp; Betrayal on a Desk'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SabPPH0finI/AAAAAAAAAaE/9nyrWJ6ycf0/s72-c/Picture+153.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-713786183693374075</id><published>2009-02-20T11:56:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T12:01:01.271-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Notetaking in Primetime</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/713786183693374075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=713786183693374075' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/713786183693374075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/713786183693374075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/02/notetaking-in-primetime.html' title='Notetaking in Primetime'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SZ7vzGRQThI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/L_BiraUcttY/s72-c/Equation.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5550104346072959085</id><published>2009-02-18T16:06:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T16:20:00.602-06:00</updated><title type='text'>...And we're back.</title><summary type='text'> Anyone else have a problem trying to spit out a quality answer to the question "So what's been going on lately?" in the months of January and February every year? Well.....yeah. That's been me. Just not a lot going on in Ol' Dixon's head lately.If I post all of the things that I've been up to recently, most all of what you'd see would be pictures of food that either I have made, or have been </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5550104346072959085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5550104346072959085' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5550104346072959085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5550104346072959085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-were-back.html' title='...And we&apos;re back.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SZyIeiqquSI/AAAAAAAAAYs/nhwHbycry4I/s72-c/021909_0134.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2276463983823320376</id><published>2009-01-27T23:16:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:36:07.189-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stand-Up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>George Carlin: Saving the Planet</title><summary type='text'>One of my favorite bits from the Legend, George Carlin, on a topic which, due to my day job, I tend to get caught up in on the small, local level. I needed the fresh perspective, given the time we live in these days. Give it a few minutes....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2276463983823320376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2276463983823320376' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2276463983823320376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2276463983823320376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/01/george-carlin-saving-planet.html' title='George Carlin: Saving the Planet'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5882827709979978062</id><published>2009-01-16T09:33:00.011-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T12:18:33.151-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Great Bowel Movements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Onsetting Diabetes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cooking'/><title type='text'>Comfort Food Weekend</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes the weather is such that all you want to do is stay inside, point and laugh at your neighbor who is outside shoveling snow, and make some good food that fills you up and warms the cockles. I learned to love cooking when I was growing up from my mom, and the go-to guide for such dishes has been my mom's cookbook, a collection of some of my favorite recipes that mom would make growing up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5882827709979978062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5882827709979978062' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5882827709979978062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5882827709979978062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/01/comfort-food-weekend.html' title='Comfort Food Weekend'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SXDEPx8aBvI/AAAAAAAAAXs/n0Yucf_k89A/s72-c/Picture+037.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-46988170643975956</id><published>2009-01-06T09:32:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T15:35:28.155-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Embarassment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Breaking News: Your Kids' Names Suck.  Developing....</title><summary type='text'>This has been a prevailing thought of mine for a while now, and I'm positive I'm not alone here. I'm going to try to keep my composure &amp; not go into some long-winded tirade talking about the outrageousness that has become new baby names in the past decade. One of the reasons that I will try not to is that I have many friends who have small children, and there may or may not be a few with names </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/46988170643975956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=46988170643975956' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/46988170643975956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/46988170643975956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2009/01/breaking-news-your-kids-names-suck.html' title='Breaking News: Your Kids&apos; Names Suck.  Developing....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5561785298503794690</id><published>2008-12-19T10:01:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T13:40:08.675-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='KC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBQ'/><title type='text'>KC BBQ Tour Stop: Snead's</title><summary type='text'>In consultation with fellow barbecue enthusiast and aficionado Martin, it was settled that our destination for this particular Kansas City trip would actually be in Belton, MO, just south of the metroplex, to a family-owned establishment since the early 60's, Snead's BBQ. We wanted to try a place that neither of us have been, knowing that our favorites will still always be there for us.Snead's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5561785298503794690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5561785298503794690' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5561785298503794690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5561785298503794690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/12/kc-bbq-tour-stop-sneads.html' title='KC BBQ Tour Stop: Snead&apos;s'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SUvITBAuClI/AAAAAAAAAXM/5KnwQGB7kis/s72-c/KC+Weekend+12.13.08+012.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7143893544206284784</id><published>2008-12-17T13:16:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T13:19:44.090-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='KC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>Philly Cheesesteak Pizza</title><summary type='text'>Whiz, All the Way.... Grinders, Kansas City, 12.13.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7143893544206284784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7143893544206284784' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7143893544206284784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7143893544206284784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/12/philly-cheesesteak-pizza.html' title='Philly Cheesesteak Pizza'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SUlQUv2T35I/AAAAAAAAAXE/71e_2VqltfI/s72-c/KC+Weekend+12.13.08+010.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5930922817101835767</id><published>2008-12-16T09:26:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T09:37:29.209-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Life Without a Plug-In</title><summary type='text'>While the blog has been neglected lately, time spent either used wisely or thoroughly wasted sitting in front of a computer has not gone unchecked in the past few weeks. First off, I went and did something I swore to myself that I'd never do. I got entangled in the sticky web that is Facebook, and the harder I've tried to wriggle out of its clutches, the tighter its grip has become. So now, like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5930922817101835767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5930922817101835767' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5930922817101835767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5930922817101835767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/12/life-without-plug-in.html' title='Life Without a Plug-In'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7553086770850372728</id><published>2008-12-06T20:37:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T20:40:31.757-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Unchained</title><summary type='text'>Van Halen, Unchained, Largo, MD 1983.  Any seasoned fan knows which era of VH was best.   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7553086770850372728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7553086770850372728' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7553086770850372728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7553086770850372728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/12/unchained.html' title='Unchained'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-7251655966814074573</id><published>2008-11-26T09:04:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-26T09:26:54.107-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubic Feet</title><summary type='text'>--10th &amp; M St., Lincoln, 11.25.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/7251655966814074573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=7251655966814074573' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7251655966814074573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/7251655966814074573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/cubic-feet.html' title='Cubic Feet'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SS1mcoM5ccI/AAAAAAAAAW4/08PW7SXiDxU/s72-c/Cubic+Feet+001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-3352063321396370595</id><published>2008-11-24T10:18:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-24T10:20:09.559-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Wedding Day: Scattered, Smothered &amp; Covered</title><summary type='text'>Pour yourself a cup of coffee, light up a smoke, grab a box of Kleenex, and let the waterworks flow......</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/3352063321396370595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=3352063321396370595' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3352063321396370595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/3352063321396370595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/wedding-day-scattered-smothered-covered.html' title='Wedding Day: Scattered, Smothered &amp; Covered'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-191137240973658308</id><published>2008-11-20T14:59:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T15:01:22.971-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Apple</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/191137240973658308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=191137240973658308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/191137240973658308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/191137240973658308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/bad-apple.html' title='Bad Apple'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SSXQEIxCXRI/AAAAAAAAAWw/9uR8uz4AvoI/s72-c/Bad+Apple.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2588812483040235378</id><published>2008-11-16T20:32:00.012-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-16T21:58:16.345-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Coming Soon to a Coastline Near You</title><summary type='text'> You would think that a weather geek such as myself would've seen this coming. Nope. It was my brother who had the keen senses to pick up on this one, and he eagerly passed it on to me. I'm not sure what to make of this revelation, frankly. Should I be excited? Terrified? I don't know. All is know is that Hurricanes "Bill" and "Ida" are coming in 2009.Let me repeat that. Hurricanes "Bill" and "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2588812483040235378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2588812483040235378' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2588812483040235378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2588812483040235378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/coming-soon-to-coastline-near-you.html' title='Coming Soon to a Coastline Near You'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SSDlcHgCE4I/AAAAAAAAAWI/SYQ8jFm2Pgg/s72-c/Canada08+253.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-8756104591161423147</id><published>2008-11-14T14:02:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T14:20:14.696-06:00</updated><title type='text'>10 Years Ago.....</title><summary type='text'> I sat in Zachary's Sports Bar in West Des Moines, which was the official watch site for both the KSU Cat-Backers, and the Nebraska Alumni Association. The 9-0 K-State Wildcats finally had the team, the talent, and thepotential to get a win against Nebraska, a team for 30 straight years which had embarassed them on an annual basis, home or away.Nebraska was down 34-30 with about 2:30 left to play</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/8756104591161423147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=8756104591161423147' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8756104591161423147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/8756104591161423147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/10-years-ago.html' title='10 Years Ago.....'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SR3bfcsirkI/AAAAAAAAAVY/-MGlAx-xiTk/s72-c/111408jlhusk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-2877578439541384051</id><published>2008-11-11T08:08:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T08:12:09.995-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Nut Cup Nomenclature</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/2877578439541384051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=2877578439541384051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2877578439541384051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/2877578439541384051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/nut-cup-nomenclature.html' title='Nut Cup Nomenclature'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SRmSFOxZ0oI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/dLzBqbC_wCI/s72-c/lineup.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-9073904334012810903</id><published>2008-11-05T12:10:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T12:28:59.846-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I voted for Bruce Dickinson.</title><summary type='text'>Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. I'm not entirely sure which the Bruce Dickinson, though.... Either the Bruce Dickinson who puts his pants on just like the rest of us-- one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he makes gold records.Or the Bruce Dickinson with the shredding pipes of one of the 80's greatest metal bands. Regardless, he got my vote for Member of Educational Service Unit, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/9073904334012810903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=9073904334012810903' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/9073904334012810903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/9073904334012810903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-voted-for-bruce-dickinson.html' title='I voted for Bruce Dickinson.'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SRHioXXtNNI/AAAAAAAAAUo/ADbFLHOm0c8/s72-c/BruceDickinson.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4187308153952092712.post-5119826953082940802</id><published>2008-11-05T09:48:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T09:54:22.566-06:00</updated><title type='text'>History</title><summary type='text'> No matter what your politics, I hope that we all can acknowledge today that what took place last night was one of the most significant moments in U.S. History. Remarkable.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/feeds/5119826953082940802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4187308153952092712&amp;postID=5119826953082940802' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5119826953082940802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4187308153952092712/posts/default/5119826953082940802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://utterlyuselessknowledge.blogspot.com/2008/11/history.html' title='History'/><author><name>Dixon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16609636901464512499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SFvCSl7j0zI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kJk-hPJj_WU/S220/inbasket6_18_08+(87).jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8z24QB9Yf4c/SRHBdc1sReI/AAAAAAAAAUg/KFjofbwdUMk/s72-c/Obama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
